Hagar was a small child when they slave-adopted her... and a young woman when they arrived. So they wandered for like 15 years?

Imagine getting 99 years old in that era. IMAGINE giving birth at 90 years old and even surviving it.
Sarah is too damn good looking for a 90 year old woman.

A diet that doesn't consist of poison can go a long way.

LMAO, that end scene:
Baby: *smiles*
Abraham: *smiles.... raises knife*

"Alright, let me mutilate you"

worthy a GIF

The before and after of the baby too lmao